Wife: look at this cool old car on Facebook marketplace (1964 land rover)
Me: looks nice 
Wife: what do you think it's selling for? 
Me:18k
Wife: what's wrong with you (18.5k)
Me: don't hate the playa, hate the game
 

 Try playing that game in the Costa Rican classifieds. Those prices are double. 

 So you bought it for her? 

 we're a Toyota peoples 😁 

 Good choice!