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 Well I'm going too, within 3 years and one month 
 Then I may have to find something to do. Like catching my supper? 
 Fishing is great, especially in the Caribbean 😂 
 I've never been into it but if I'm living on a sun drenched island, it has to be done 
 Imagine sitting on a big boat with a rod in the water, drinking beer.

I’m not into fishing to catch fish, but I do like the lifestyle 😂 
 Yes please. Is it my boat or is someone else driving? 
 I’ll drive 
 Pass another beer then mate 
 Dogs can’t drive 
 Don’t tell @The Fishcake🐶🐾 🤣 
 Yeah m’fkers, us dogs have adapted controls 🤙 
 All dogs can drive, most just prefer to enjoy the ride with their head out the window 
 🫡 
 We drive better than humans, fuck ‘em 😂😂😂 
 😂 
 🤙😂 
 I'll be your dog... 
 Good boy 🐕 
 Woof fuckin woof 
 😂😂😂 
 Oohh angry pup pup 
 GFY, get into the car already! 😂😂😂🫂 https://i.nostr.build/fPStkwlDvd6ES3Ri.gif  
 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 
 Do I look funny or something? 😂😂😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/DDQmtaIMtYvXJFcY.gif  
 😂 
 Or something 
 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stop already 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
 Ok, I’ll be riding back home now, will drive back later! 🫡😂🤣😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/KYRcDWHFw4OnfXTZ.gif  
 I’m in riding shotgun 🔥 
 Nah, just a rough diamond Fido 
 calm down boy, be a good Dog 
 Don’t tell me what to do! 😂😂😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/cPRcNoDUkvZ5l8PB.gif  
 my DOGS drive me crazy sumtimes 
 We drive anything or anyone anywhere, STFU! 😂🤣😂 
 i will bring a pileDriver
 
 No problem son, when I’ve finished the hedge I’ll deal with the pile-driver https://image.nostr.build/23ff3826829e93e1bc4ccc273bf5d1e865337b2ca59d952d33e674ee7570d264.jpg  
 A working dog 
 No job too small, no lunch too big 🫡 
 Definitely about the winalot 
 Hey no cheap crap for me ! 
 Tighten your belt now so you don't have to eat cat food from the supermarket when you're retired 
 Retire ?! WOOF GRRRRR I skid on your carpet https://image.nostr.build/3a0050832772f68c49eed409d0db2a229ed7430665d4ccc4c2a2ede70d8dfa28.gif  
 Itchy arse? 
 Trail blazer more like 😂 
 Shirley that's Tailblazer? 
 Who’s Shirley ? 😂 
 Don't you like Gladiator films? 
 Ghey 
 It's a dog's life... https://video.nostr.build/c10275f51634eca9ffbdb8a998606ca313e7bbb55c6b16eca5c526148049a881.mp4 
 Obviously that video is too hot for viewing 
 Amethyst? 😂🤣 
 You leave my purple  alone 
 I just got up to use the bathroom & ran into all this DOGshit 
 Maybe get an indoor toilet then 
 is that the algo? 
 No, i saw the vet about that 
 link?  i need 
 Let's try again... https://video.nostr.build/c5d1b0da5f28900273a9674d24019cd122b9ad488484d674863bbc142cacdd74.mp4 
 💜 
 That’s a great day, had many of those 🤙 
 Meanwhile IRL, my non dom frens dog 

https://i.nostr.build/4b0mG7lBcQeJ2NNo.jpg 
 See, head out of the window. What a cool cat 
 Oh! Such a cutie! 🫂😍🥰