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Prepare to be cracked

By my dick 
 Don't threaten me with a good time 
 @histoire @Leaf Lord christopher columbus famously challenged all his men to make an egg stand up on a flat table, and when none of them could do it, he said “it’s easy, let me show you” and proceeded to SMASH THE EGG’S BOTTOM onto the table