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 Forgot to wear deodorant to the gym. Hope today isn’t the day I run into my soulmate 😷 
 What if you do and she is intoxicated by your natural BO 😏 
 I would need major confidence for that. She might smell the insecurity before the pheromones 😂 
 Don’t worry, sounds like it won’t be 😂 
 It was pretty empty today I guess people don’t workout on holidays 😂 
 Just look for the literal retard.

It’ll be a perfect match regardless of smell.