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1a9fb134 | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag 
 Nipples aren't supposed to spontaneously grow on the back of your hand are they???

Wait. Never mind. It's just another mosquito bite.

Whew.

That was close.
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𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @30446797
The mosquitoes must really like you, they don't bother me. My wife gets bitten a lot and I tell her to just drink some DEET like me and they'll leave you alone.

(Do not drink DEET. Hopefully I shouldn't have to emphasize this was a joke but I feel like I should.)