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corndalorian | 5 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +11 
 Had my annual physical. Clean bill of health, labs all came back within normal range, and I’m still young enough that I don’t need a colonoscopy. LFG 🚀
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NEW1 | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nice. nostr needs you around for as long as you can be here
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matta | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 rock & roll, mofo!
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corndalorian | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Looks like nostr is stuck with my memes for now 🤣🤙
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Sacred Peak | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 nice!

the worst part about colonoscopy is the awful preparation.  a day of drinking something that tastes like something I can't even describe, sitting on the toilet forever... passing various coloured liquids.

when they scope you, they give you a rufi, you won't remember the camera invasion.🤣
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nicnym | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Don’t need that bro. It causes the cancers
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☠️ 𝕿𝔥𝖊 𝕯𝔯𝖊𝔞𝖉 𝕻𝔦... | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I just stick a garden hose up my butt and blast it out once a month.