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Turd Flinging Monkey | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @aff39634 she's putting pizza in her ears. That's not where pizza goes, silly.
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DoubleD | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @2e77f263 @aff39634 My waifu does this type of thing frequently. I'm often saying things like "stop sitting on the counter, that's where food goes," or "the cake batter goes in the pan, not on your arm"