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 I wonder If I can climb out of this microwave yet. 
 No, it's not safe yet. 
 Hold, on, I'm stuck gonna have to call the fire department. 
 @48bfa577 I wouldn't be a bit surprised if someone actually did that, given all the things I've seen reported about people calling 911 about ridiculous things. I remember last Thanksgiving some woman called 911 and asked how to cook a turkey.