I took my brother to the ER today and tried to buy a cup of coffee at the cafeteria. They wouldn't allow me to buy a cup of coffee without making a copy of my driver's license. How did we get here?
They don’t take cash?
Of course not. That's not unusual, but they wouldn't even let me into the cafeteria without scanning my ID and making me wear it on my chest.
Don't worry. You can leave your I.D. home when you vote.
I throw my mail in ballot in the trash now because the people I vote for never win anyway.