That’s a drinking problem. 

 How exactly does this keep you from spilling it on your jacket or am I retardet? 

 LOL 😝 
Twas commuting on the train cta and it gets bumpy. I flipped it once i got to my destination 

 Phew. Less psycho. Phew. 😅 

 I thought for sure he was holding the handle at the top. 

 He should have done a 2 handed sip.  That would have broken the internet. That’s pure psychotic.