L Pres 

 Gotta think past an ROI Dave. 

 Gotta think past an ROI Dave. 

 Wow this guy is retarded. 

 Money doesn’t get you smarter or more humble. If you stay in your little 🫧 you can become very rich material wise. But if you never leave your bubble it stays with material stuff en numbers. 

It’s about the inner path in life and to learn from that. Talking about how much money you have/lost is just Ego 💫🧘‍♂️🙏 

 I think it's an act man. So he can pump scam tokens on the side and get sympathy publicly. 

 The shirt tho 🤣 

 À marteler sans répit 🙏💜 

 Sometimes the stove needs touched again. And again. And again. 😂 

 INCREDIBLE 

 Doesn't sound like he's been studying... I was waiting for him to say he had learned about self custody but nope. Hes just full blown brain drained.  

 Has the term "fiat drunk" been coined? If not, then this is my public claim.  

 fiat profit pimps 

 Nobody owes him bitcoin. 

 Amen 

 How the fuck does that guy have money 

 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Portnoy 

 He's doing just fine, despite himself. 

 Dave stays greedy and stacks L’s. 

 This dude is a human affinity scam meant for the smoothest brains to follow. 

 legend 

 5+ years and he’s just inches away 

 This is another reason to take self custody.

 You can't accidentally buy dollars if you hold your own keys. 

 That must suck. 

 Starts with “I don’t understand bitcoin at all”
Ends with “I don’t understand bitcoin at all”
😂
I feel for him though. I’m gunna start having nightmares that what I bought is actually just sitting as USDC somehow. 

 I'm turning purple watching this.  

 The twins gave him "conspiracy theories" opposed to custody.

🤣 

 3 WallSt PIMPS n one pair 69 NYC T-brothers  🤣 

 Some people's greatest contribution to the world is being a cautionary tale. 🤷 

 And laughs. Don’t underestimate the laughs. 😂 

 moment someone OPENS their MOUTH with PRICE u know they r NEVER BITCOINERS 

 My plebs talk about prices mostly when the prices are down due to they can buy more Bitcoin. 

 IF someone can buy "real SATS into wallet" using crypto / fiat ramps thats fine - most CEX real SATS are "drying up".

BULK BTC (meaning 100BTC@20K=$2M) cannot be bought if fiat price goes -60% from any RAMPs

real WHALES knows this well

All they buy is ETF /Futures/Proxy Stocks RIOT MSTR MARA ... at those low prices That's what they specialize in "stock trading" 

 Am bin Israel 

 fear or greed. choose one. 

 lesson to be learned; don't do anything in a hurry, without emotions and be informed, and more importantly, self custody. 

 Nobody owes you shit hommie 

 Wait until traders realize they’re going to have to buy or earn bitcoin in the future anyway 

 LEGEND!!  ✨️🧡🫡🔮 

 🫡 

 I love Dave. To be fair that Winkivi explanation on bitcoin is the absolute worst I have ever seen. 

Poor guy. Dave + Bitcoin = https://image.nostr.build/33bd7f0575bf8c81cd6fc0175d9cbf0822459430ec9530bd7bcd95f2953a2ce1.gif  

 It's out of context, and technically correct.  

 🤣 

 this friggin guy 🤣 

 Stay sats and stack humble? 

 Thinks he gets bitcoin but leaves his bitcoin on Gemini 🤣 
Sells the bottom
Forgets he sells
☠️ 

 Honestly i think he’s hilarious 

 

STACK SATS AND STAY HUMBLE  

 Just like Samson Mow, they both have the left hand gesture, they will try to call it a "h" sign language but everyone know who they are. 



https://image.nostr.build/00393ad84f5095832c6d250f27af791966809b27ba17afdd4b20b953f19aa97d.jpg 

 Your the fucking man Matt Odell. Never give up! 

 🤙 

 Someone needs to get this man a Coldcard. 

 Retard with a casual million to spend on something he doesn't know and then sell the bottom. 🤦‍♂️ 

 Great find 

 SOMEONE GET THIS MAN INTO A ROOM WITH CAP'N @ODELL

HE HAS POTENTIAL 

 I'm diamond hand. Oh wait I sold. Oh wait, it's on an exchange. I can't learn Bitcoin. Someone owes me Bitcoin. 
If this guy trying to be a loser it what. Don't trade Bitcoin. He could have dca'd. 

Stay humble and stack sats.  

 A few things to note here, fellow #plebs:
1. It takes a lot of guts to admit your #BTC mistakes on social media, so take it easy on the guy! His tale can help a lot of #Noobs avoid getting #Rekt
2. Choose your #Bitcoin teachers carefully, especially when they gain a customer when you say "ok, I'll buy some".
3. If the end result is not #SATS in self-custody, you did not make a "purchase", you made a "donation" #NYKNYC 
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 I'm sorry for his pain, but holy shit I laughed 😂 Man needs to just own up to it and get back in. I also got too clever when Bitcoin reach $1000 in 2017, had to get back in at $4000 after getting humble fast. 

 ROFLMAO!!!!! 

I don't feel bad for him at all. Kharma for promoting safemoon. 

 #SAFEMOONSTRONG 

 I kind of feel for the guy 

 This is beautiful to watch 

 https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAM/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif  

 It requires considerable intelligence to convincingly portray oneself as stupid. 

 Stack sats and crowd wall at out! 

 How not to Bitcoin
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 It's just sad, from what he is saying here, he never held a sat in self-custody.  

 This man is being disingenuous, he craves your attention. No one handles that amount of money so carelessly no matter how stupid you are. Keep feeding the micro celebrities with your energy! 

 That's where my thinking is going too. Surely he's not that stupid, he's just acting up ? 

 Who tf is this guy? Is he just playing dumb or genuinely thick? How does he have so much money to throw around? I'll take it and look after it for him 😜 

Also, what tf does he have on his T-shirt? Yeah I know, Britney Spears but why? I'm guessing whoever made that tshirt doesn't realise Britcoin is going to be the UK's CBDC 😆 

 
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 STAY HUMBLE AND CHECK PRICE

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  https://image.nostr.build/8888d18f5880509ba215254c1201ba11f2dad5bed9d3750b238b6e8347b070b9.jpg  

 Never got it 

 Everyone gets Bitcoin at the price they deserve 

 Diamond Hands......LOL 
This guy is a joke. 

 "Someone owes me bitcoin" - the transition from a fiat world to a bitcoin world is going to hit some people like a wall of bricks. 

 The price of tuition, but did he learn anything? 

 GET HIM ON A PODCAST AND EXPLAIN #BITCOIN TO HIM THE PROPER WAY. 

 When you are in it for the profits bitcoin has a way of dealing with that lol 

 gotta get this guy to the park 

 Sucks to suck bro! 

 https://i.nostr.build/7ove.gif 

 Who's that butt munch? 

 Mixed feelings. 
To be fair, the Winkelvees „Elon will mine gold in space“ story has the potential to fuck with a mind. 
Anyways, Dave has no been rekt. 
He rekt himself. 
He didn‘t go bankrupt with it, however .
Takes guts to admit this, so ihr is somewhat authentic. 
STAY HUMBLE STACK SATS. 

 Where's Bitcoin Marty in all this? 

 This man kills me lol 

 Humility is such an important factor in a startup! Don’t ditch, it’s what you put out, you will receive. Honestly I’m just here to support as an onlooker.   

 Has no one told this cat to dca and self custody? 

 Holy shit, this is too fucking funny…  who made this? I need to zap them. ⚡️🫡 

 Great share! Never to late! Get in now 

 I think this makes him a true bitcoiner 🤣🤣🤣 

 peak fiat mindset, behavior, and lack of self accountability 

 Fucking excellent… had me pissing with laughter