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 I love eggs for the first meal post fasting. I think I might just join the egg maxxing gang 🍳 
 Were you fasting until the rate cut? 
 😂😂😂
Only reason I know there was a rate cut today is because of nostr 
 Life hack. Add some ground beef. Cheap, quick to cook & pure awesomeness. 
 I had them with ground beef yesterday 🫡. There was some leftover udon noodles with ground beef. Today I added a pork chop that was leftover 
 You can't eat that kind of stuff after fasting, it is dangerous. 
 How so?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/06ZBB8l128sAAAAC/movies-thriller.gif 
 The television says it'll give you a heart attack  
 I’ll take my chances
Did you see the pic of the lady saying to not eat eggs 💀🤣
https://media1.tenor.com/m/nDrR1iOWmn0AAAAC/pulp-fiction-ahh.gif 
 Kill your TV 👍 
 EGG MAXXIN GANG 🥚 
 Are any egg maxis claiming that one shouldn't have their eggs on toast?? Like, I'm down for being healthy, but let's be reasonable here... 
 Have them however you like 🕊️ 
 Yup :)

The more raw, the better 
 🤔 that was way more diplomatic and less fun than I thought. Perhaps I should agitate more next time 
 10 egg schlonk every day 🧡 
 My man 🤝 🫂 
 I eat 8 to 10 eggs a day. 
 How do you prepare them? 
 I generally just fry sunny side up style served with some kind of hot sauce. I also do omelettes every so often. I generally cook eggs as a first meal, making sure I get enough protein for the day. I have no proof but I think they raise testosterone. 
 Very nice. I’m a big fan of sunny side up 🍳 
 every day. 🥚✊ 
 Cooking some up right now in some leftover pizza sauce. 
 Eggs + leftovers + hotsauce is
what builds enduring empires. 
 Our motto around here is put an egg on it. 
 hm.
“cooking a pizza in a wood oven? put an egg on it.”

yeah this works.

i would make a subcategory of motto, motto 1b, “put it on flatbread”, or just piofb.

with sub mottos, you can chain them together line Unix pipes.

i.e.,
fresh tomatoes | paeoi | piofb > face-hole 
 This hilarious as shit! lol.