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 Go fishing this one. Come back with a story people believe or don't. 
 Last time I went fishing properly I got bored and went to Blackpool for 2 days with a woman off the caravan site. So fishing can be fun sometimes 
 You telling me you caught something? I usually get skunked. 
 Yes.  Several STIs 
 @Secret Herbs and Spices Skunkle @PodunkPotato @The Dan Hulson™ and just like actual fishing Dan was greatly exaggerating the size 
 She wasn't fat and I have a MASSIVE 5inch dong 😡 
 my dong has a 5 inch radius (it’s shaped like a tuna can (it hurts to do anything 
 Go back to bed, Doc. We'll take to you later. 
 no :sungl 
 asses: 
 I wish Docs airplane died in 9/11 
 He wasn’t born yet 🤣 
 omfg 😝 
 This world is all he knows? Now I'm sad. 
 lego, the wii, and the regular show brother HH 
 There is nothing we could have done to stop you from becoming what you are... 
 No, but we still could have beat him for fun my parents loved that with me 
 Look how you turned out though. We all love you. 
 >implying 
 Implying nothing, Doc. You're like Dan's little brother who's taller than him. We'll still muss your hair. 
 Doo doo do hear are some melodies. At least this fake metal has some life. Don't know lyrics here. Something about petals?
Life! 
 I'm being bullied for not being an old geezer 😭 
 Heyyyyy.. you watch your mouth, sonny 👵🏻 
 Doc never 2 wastes an opportunity to talk about muh dick. Now I know where Mathew gets all his Nigbot quotes from 
 mr mattress also talks about his benis wenis frequently 
 I prefer to give than receive 
 How did we get here? 
 Only David Byrne knows for sure, but I think it had something to do with letting the days go by.. 
 I'd say and water flowing, but it might set Doc off again. Same as it ever was.