"Please identify yourself by signing this transaction with your MicroStrategy ID card"

"But the mempool is jammed!"

"Sucks for you" 

 Not sure that's how it works. 

 probably not. just bashing on the method of specification / modification from the git. 

 You can sign a transaction without broadcasting to mempool.  

 I know that. I was being sarcastic, should be obvious. 

 I don't know what's happening with microstrategy, should be obvious.  

 Okay sorry haha 

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