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 I was just called a right wing influencer because i sleep on the floor 😂
 https://m.primal.net/KAZi.png  
 Some people are truly brain dead 
 oh i also sleep on the floor but people call me an anarchist 
 I sleep on the left side of the bed, I think that would make me a lefty 🤔 
 You extremist floor sleeper! 
 Wait, does it mean that the pillows are far left? 
 I figured floor sleeping would be embraced by the dems and globalists ‘cause they’re trying to take everything else from us. Why not the beds? “You will eat zee bugs and you will sleep on zee floor and you will be happy.” 
 "pods have one(1) mandatory bed that covers nearly the entire floor area
ur not supposed to sleep on the floor outside the pods, as this obstructs the other inhabitants and the cleaning robots
thank u"
 
 Just tell them you are against the big beds and the big pillows. You’ll be fine. 
 lol badge of honor at some point 
 Anything that may undermine adherence to the ordained narrative is heresy and may cause discomfort, both emotional and physical.

Do not heresy, comrade!

<swallows a Xanax and curls up with anthropomorphized animal pillow> 
 Look Ma! I’m made it ! 
 i used to have no problem at all just falling asleep lying on the floor, it grew more difficult as i got older