The measure of every man is: how long do you watch the basket before finding the bucket?! 

 Right before the ship sinks 

 There will be room on my boat. 

 Every captain needs a crew 

 https://m.primal.net/KuCb.png  

 lol just make sure there’s room for two 🏴‍☠️⛵️ 

 https://m.primal.net/KuCv.png  

 *cue Celine Dion 

 Wait, am I dying in this scenario? 

 Yea the captain definitely dies 

 I still have things to do tho' 

 Ok then please build a better boat 

 Boat shamer! 

 Please ensure your crew is safe captain 

 It's obviously unsinkable, flawless, and perfect in everyway. 

 An engineering marvel, I’m sure