@MattGaetz is too canny (his only real talent) to actually take a  job where he’d have to perform.  His entire career has been a scam perpetrated on his dumber-than-rocks constituents in the Florida panhandle.  People there are so incredibly dumb, their dogs take them to the vet to have them chipped in case they get lost.  And yes, a lot of those mindless MAGA shitbags are members of the US military. 

 @40cd5708 He’s so smarmy, Floriduh used car salesmen shudder. 

 @40cd5708 
My dad did basic in Pensacola, and he had stories....