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 Everyone ROAST ME! I will give 10k sats to the best roast! Repost! https://image.nostr.build/eefbc6abf87022593aa849b1691a588d7017e72a6b59f737ea1d45b33f3e1c35.jpg  
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 LightX: I've seen it all your roasts yesterday, nothing to be afraid
https://media.tenor.com/JXLupiIHDSgAAAAM/im-not-scared-emma-watkins.gif  
 nobody is actually a big fan of X. 
 Who are you? 
 LightX 
 Formerly know as LightTwitter. 
 I don’t know you 
 Beware this nobody is a scam. You’ll never get 10k sats.  
 Observing out of curiosity
Do roasts work if half of nostr has you muted 
Here to find out 
 😞 
 Lolol. So good. 
 This was the real winner of the roast 
 Yes that one was good 
 Best* one 😆 
 Fish, you are ruthless :) 
 Only when asked i promise i am very kind this trend going to make me the first canceled on nostr  
 No you are a good fren fish 🐠 
 I know you’re kind, but I hope I’m never on your bad side 😜😂 
 Takes a lot to be found there and from our interactions you dont seem like someone to be found there💜 
 @nobody gives away 10k sats then spends the rest of the day begging for 10k donations 
 Primal hates you. 
 Primal can go take a long walk off a short pier. 
 I think that the contests you hold are really good its very generous of you. You spread a message of love and gratitude. 
 @nobody can’t even be original for a contest 
 @nobody is soooooooo dumb he thinks free speech applies to his speech but not @miljan's speech.  
 Youre a ZBD 🪴 
 LightX posts so lame even Pepsi said stop free advertising for us 
 You have all your sats stacked on binance 
 Oh look, it’s just the biggest attention whore on nostr whoring for attention again. 
 It’s working, why would I stop? 
 You’re the reason newbies delete their accounts. 
 You can’t delete nostr accounts. 
 They don’t stay long enough to learn that, and it’s thanks to you. 
 Well, I did get rid of Jeff bezos 
 And you replaced him with Pepsi. 
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 That’s mean, but that’s some quality editing work 😂 
 Funny when people think they’re important enough so others will loose time even roasting them

And where do they come up with name ideas? “LightX”? What’s that, a diet and bland version of X?

Come on! 
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 Spam is insulted to be associated with you. https://image.nostr.build/5b7c9c180af6a2b84dd76da537848a0eff61914d45766b1c074e84f8ea48a426.jpg  
 Ouch 😣 
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 lmao 
 You look like the Mexican alien 👽 😂😂😂 
 Lightx es @ElonJet y @jeffbezos 
 Ur pfp look like a blowup doll 
 I can’t say nothing bad 🤷🏻‍♂️💜 
 Looks like this is ready for a shitshow 😜 
 You dangle 500 sats in front of nostrs to farm engagement but then falsely claim you can't handle the overwhelming $9 it would cost to keep your word on 70 responses. You are a cheap lier. Boom. Roasted.

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 Still intend to pay when I can 
 You can’t even pay 500 sats 😆 
 Umm yeah, to 80 people 
 Did you? I didn’t get any 😁 
 No, I’m saying I can’t pay 80 people, I did pay all the ones I could 
 Oh, so I was right 😆 
 Sorta, you said I couldn’t pay 500 sats, I can. Just not times 80 
 It’s fine, I was just teasing 😁 
 You couldn’t even get roasted at a carvery!