Ha, I would say these are a good filter to not have to waste time on a second or third date.

Okay, maybe I would save the Die Hard conversation for a later time. 😂  

 You might stay single for a while doing that 😂 

 The trick to solving the dating problem is to get married first and then just date your wife. 

 Just marry a stranger? Yikes 

 Who said that!? 

 You said to marry someone, then date her. Dating is about getting to know someone in order to see if you’re compatible. If you skip that, then she’s a stranger. 

 Sorry I often try to be funny and fail but I refuse to stop trying.