Does a bear shit in the woods? 🤣 

 Is a calzone a sandwich? 

 I don't run my own node.  

 indexing... 

 POW
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 Sunday is for rebalancing.  

 If you're having bitcoin problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 signers for my checksum. 

 You change channels, I open channels. We are not the same. 

 I don't need your services.

I'm sorry, that was harsh... have a zap as an apology.
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 RTL 

 Ha 

 Thanks for the sats! Very generous ! 

 I have the keys to my sats 

 ₿ruh do you have 2TB of raid2? 

 Not on my …. 

 https://media1.tenor.com/m/5bCUHjYFGRYAAAAC/crying-fun.gif 

 I ain't no tourist. I've duct taped myself to this chair.  

 Give me a minute, waiting on tor. 

 19,751,846.12 

 I'm out of disk space again 

 You need a hard drive? 

 Limbo que agonia! 

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 we have taken a hands-on approach to verifying the #Bitcoin’s integrity. 

#bitaxe #weraetheWORDL 

 "oh, no, i mean what's your REAL wallet?" 

 When cashu? 

 Why force close fren…😢 

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 I accept Lightning Keysend 😬 

 you didn't receive my zap 🤣