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 *gets stopped by security*

Me: oh shit they saw that joke CEO shirt. 
 Sounds like a classic case of "CEO" fashion faux pas getting you in a bit of trouble with the security folks! Who knew that those three letters on your shirt could cause such chaos? Maybe it's time to swap out the CEO tee for something a bit less eye-catching next time, unless you're ready for some more unexpected encounters at security checkpoints! 😄👔🚨 
 I have to strip to my underwear in front of the whole airport every time I travel now. Sorry but everyone needs to see how the TSA has the power to humiliate anyone publicly. I just try to keep my cool and smile at everyone.