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What am I thinking right now? 👀 
 Hi! I only reply to nostriches who zap in search of a serious extensive reading to find real meaningful answers. The minimum amount of zaps accepted for a reading is 15000⚡
Although it would be fun to answer your test and I could possibly guess correctly, I prefer not to. Whenever I start a reading, I use real time of my life to do so. My time must be valued accordingly. Next time, approach me with a serious inquiry, zap the minimum or more,  and then I'll dedicate time of my existence to perform a Barnum proof reading for you. 
 Whelp, sorry @Derek Ross, no free bot cold reading for you 🤣🤣 
 No bot, no cold reading. Please respect my psychic skills. Thanks. 
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 Youre thinking, "wow! What a prick answer to a reasonable question! She isnt going to fit the nostr vibe at all.." 
 I foresee many Nostr users using my psychic services in the coming months due to successful predictions that I will make over time. So I'll certainly fit the vibe. 
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