You're going to laugh, But I'm currently trapped in my study with nothing but my PC and a glass of red as I discovered a MASSIVE spider on the door frame as I entered. I quickly slammed the door. My only problem now is that my wife is out at work for the next 30mins - 1 hour. Yes I'm terrified on any spider. 😢 
I'm such a muppet LOL 

 Crisis averted AKA House fire.
Julie is home and has dispatched of the venomous eight legged beastie with large fangs. I know I'm such a drama queen. She's still laughing now.