I'm currently involved in the kind of problem my father colorfully describes as a "goat rodeo."

I've always loved that saying, but I so also wish goat rodeos were as fun as they sounded. 

 @bb052609 Is that anything like herding cats? 

 @bb052609 or cat fight.
imagined cat fight: screeching, clawing, flying fur, to the death
actual cat fight: hiss. hiss. swipe. swipe. side-eye, to the bore