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 Did you just solve nail-biting? nostr:note13arxumzftdmuvllt3e8krkf4peu2d0csl54hrcpx6nl5ldl0ct0skm2032 
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 naw, this will though 
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 Eeeeeeekamowes. That will singe your butthole hairs on the way out 
 I don’t believe hair has feeling at all. 
 not the fibre but the root absolutely 
 Agreed I presume . 
 Well my friend from high school’s dad had a problem where he ate spicy food everyday and it caused a deterioration of the sphincter tissues and he had to have literal butthole surgery. So I’m careful 😂 
 I definitely agree it burns the asshole on the way out no doubt about it. 
 Should I get , “caution, hot droppings” tattooed on my ass or not? 
 On the front side: O³ 
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 Hold on. Setting up geyser fun for a tattoo gun 
 firestorm! 
 Moderation ma'am. Like how bad do you need to have hotsauce that you end up needing asshole surgury?  
 That’s what I was thinking when she told me and trying so hard not to laugh. I failed 
 ... i thought asshole surgury would be a euphimism for tumor removal 🙃 
 Yeah in cases of like colon/rectal cancers 
 Was talking about people, but yes that too 🤪 
 Oh. I’m stupid 
 Nonono its okay. There is quite a fuzzy line between asshole tumors and asshole people 
 That’s a fair point 
 One could even say that there is a "shitty distinguishment" between the two. 


okay i'm done 😅 
 ... so? 😂😂🤣🤣💀 
 i seem to recall a viral video where a kid lit his fart and his pants caught fire 
 watching the Darwin Award Olympics can be fun on occasion 😂 
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