My theory its the chronic insuffulation of tooth enamel.  It's the only explanation.  Why would staring into the stinking, gaping maws of irresponsibly intelligent apes all day cause so much psychological pain on its own. Must be tooth dust. 

 We all figure out ways to stop it as best we can. It’s a journey… 

 Oh great internet ruler, please tell me more how to use an open decentralized tool