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 Day two of our adventure. Some missing luggage means shopping. Istanbul has some lovely sights, it's a shame I'm in a shopping mall. Could be anywhere.

#HELP! 
 Choose a direction randomly 
Walk in straight line
Do not deviate
Post where you end up 
 Santo, I have a woman with me. She wants room service not rheumatism 
 There you have , buy her a drink. Tell her it's money laundered from Patagonia spoon merchant. Reach me if you need some more