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deeznuts | 5 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +6 
 Y’all are doing the Lord’s Work nostr:note18cqlpcl8ug4m2xaxfnu5yczp6jh25z5mtarjqmf22przc7vfe43qp9fdhu
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mleku | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 and the Lord said

make me a barbecue

and cain said "have my salad"

the Lord said "i'll get to your salad maybe after i eat Abel's bbq"

and cain murdered abel later on

vegans are murderers
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mleku | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 it makes me think

perhaps i should write a child version of the books i have been reading, jasher, jubilees

like, it's not hard to dumb it down and simplify the message, for me, because i get the message

the part in Jasher where Abram (later Abraham) vandalises his dad's room full of stupid statues was gold

i was cheering for abram the whole time after that, like, what the fuck, dad, you pussy, you worship these dumb things and yet you can't believe that when i say the big one beat up the little ones you accuse me of being a vandal?

ahahah

abraham was so based
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mleku | 5 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 i'm gonna read myself to sleep tonight

i need to keep going... it's just that sodom and gomorrah was so fucked up bro, i mean, completely insane, these people just blasted out confusion and violence all day long and any poor bastard that got stuck in their lands got trapped and often died

it wasn't just about raping them, they also starved the victims of the crime of walking through the place