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 hahahaha women 
 honestly, that’s kinda badass. internet fucked us all up. 
 Do you miss talking on the phone? Pranks were easier and quite funny.  
 When  i was a teenager we used to prank call dicks sporting goods and ask for dick... 
 that kinda gay bro. 
 You're on nostr, you're kinda gay bro. 

js 
 i mean i’m literally gay. i fuck women on the regular my dude. 
 thats super gay and you should be ashamed. 
 fuck yeah it is 
 i still have a landline phone 
 the phone was tethered to the wall

And it would ring

And we would pick it up and say “hello” 

WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING 
 you can literally still have that lol 
 they tricked yall into thinking you couldn’t. 
 what am I, Fred flintstone? 
 You wish. Having a landline still is a good thing actually. 
 Yet almost everyone got sucked into texting and image boards.  
 Conspiracy theorists: evil jewish shape shifting elites will shut down the Internet
Reality: 75 year old woman who doesn't know what the Internet is