I know you young kids aren't having sex like us older folks did. But in case it comes up and you happen to be in Australia, listen to Bush Barbie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WddwluTpmgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2k5y3-nbM
 

 "so you can keep the devil out of yer Tazi, and the jelly out of yer box" 😂