"I wanted to (do xyz) today, why did you get up so late?"

I'm so sorry that my illness has caused you any inconvenience. I'll go tell it to fuck off so the world can get back to revolving around you. 

 Shut the fuck up dude.

You’re a man.

You’re not “ill,” you’re a lazy fuck.

Don’t gunk up others feed with your ego-maniacal bullshit.

Fucking Cuck piece of shit, pathetic excuse for a man.