I was writing semi banger poasts for an hour. I mean I was repping Poast with an aqua marine headband with zero response.
Then I was like, let me ask the universe what is going on. The universe responded and said turn it off and then turn it on again.
I did. 
I had fan mail waiting for me.

And now I feel like a fag 

 sometimes shit gets stuck friend but nobody is "throttling" you 

 Meanwhile in poast hq

https://i.poastcdn.org/4f09fe34d3c910aefb6ad2dccd9cb2f30064b2c16c5b1e28d61dfca7267be469.jpeg 

 Niggers have no idea how quickly the world at large would exterminate them if not for the entirety of government protecting them. 

 Your wife is watching your cheating ass

https://i.poastcdn.org/9977281dfb904f82afdba6d314d2d72cb5e8b575c2795b9243cfcbfd65c4f898.jpeg 

 I was going to say that it was nice of them to censor elftummy’s waifu. 

 I am your wife’s lawyer. My name is Snufalufagus.Fedi 
Let’s talk about your holdings.