If democracies are as harmless as you seem to think they are, then how about you run a coinjoin coordinator?
I suspect you’re having a hard time with the logic of conditionals.
and i suspect you aren't the real Bradley Rettler. your NIP-05 is broken and your school website doesn't link to this npub. either one should be an easy fix for the real Brad. but using a NIP-05 service doesn't really prove anything in this case.