I know I've said similar before but I was thinking about how I was out a couple of months ago with acquaintances and one lady was asking me who I had a crush on when I was a kid and she started talking about Duran Duran. It made me think about how my friends had crushes and I was like "maybe they have yet to invent the bohunk I will be into" as a child. 

Meanwhile I would spend so much time thinking about Nicolette Sheridan and counted down to Knots Landing every week LMAO. I had no clue and yet all the clues? 

 I pretty much never had a crush on an actor or a fictional character 

 Being infatuated with a tv character does not mean you’re a lesbian.

WTF is wrong with people?