Saw a tabloid headline somewhere about Leonardo DiCaprio squiring around some way-too-young-for-him actress/model and my first thought was "Gross, she was probably one of those teen girls who got imprinted on him by going to the theater dozens of times to watch him drown beside a perfectly good hatch-cover raft."  Only then my math brain kicked in (my math brain is very slow and very smooth) and I realized she hadn't even been BORN when that movie came out. 

 “Too young for him.”

Fuck you, judge mental cunt.

If it was a 12 y/o being mutilated by a melenge doctor you’d be fine with it.

But when it’s a 25 year old making adult choices it’s “too young for him.”

You’re a sick fucking asshole.