@03a95182 I would have died from issues connected to unerupted wisdom teeth.  In real life, had to have all 4 cut out. 

 @03a95182 me: oh I’d have been fuckin’ stabbed, no doubt about it. 

 @03a95182 Tossup between tetanus and boredom. Entirely likely something to relieve the boredom leading to the tetanus. 

 @03a95182 burned at the stake for sure