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 A kid walks right the fuck up to you on the street and just does this: 

https://i.nostr.build/AaMMq.jpg

Everyone is holding their breath to see what you do. 

What do you do?

#WhatWouldYouDo 
 You best run back to your parents. I will take you where there's no witnesses. 
 Fart in his face.  
 He should be lucky got pink eye instead of a black eye. 
 I give him the ol E.T finger right back and say “you cunt say that” 
 I don't know if fingering him is the way to go. 
 😶🙀 
 Fuck off right back home to mommy and learn some manners before you get your father beat up for your foul mouth disrespect.(said in a very kind and light hearted manner, accompanied by the look 👀 of man who’s done serious prison time) 
 yes, what you need? 
 https://i.nostr.build/WGg0e.gif 
 Also how tall is this fucking kid at that angle 🤔 
 He's average but you were doing 100 pushups till 100k 
 "Aaah, we've met before?"  
 It's you from the past. 
You've gone into the future to prevent yourself from something terrible that is about to happen.  
 Who's that in your avi, man🤔? It's been bugging me! He looks like a young Freddie Scappaticci😳😂, or a young Nick Mason 🥁.  
 All I need is one stare to dissipate the situation https://i.nostr.build/zdqJ3.jpg  
 That's a good face to do man, just don't do something like this or it's game over : 

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/weirdo-guy-weird-face-weird-looking-wide-eyed-man-59991227.jpg 
 Definitely. In this situation I’m looking to intimidate, not make him laugh 😂😂