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corndalorian | 11 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +16 
 “Daddyyyyy, there’s poop in your room!!!”
— my daughter just now 

How’s your morning going? 🥲😂
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TatumTurnUp | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 The poop is in your room
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corndalorian | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Unfortunately she was correct 😭
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TheRupertDamnit | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yes but was it hers or a pets? Lol.
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corndalorian | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 We don’t have pets 😭😭😭
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95fbe89f | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😆
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TheRupertDamnit | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Oh, so you were the culprit. 


Bahahahahahaha...sorry.
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nobody | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🤣🤣🤣
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corndalorian | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 No one prepares you for this 🤣
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nobody | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I feel that - every minute of every day. 

I feel completely incompetent most of the time but my baby girl is patient with me. 🤣
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@RenaissanceMan | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Your daughter is better at self-reporting than my wife's cat.
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corndalorian | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 🤣🤣
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manbyt | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Yea, found out the new kitten shat in the closet the other day. In some cultures they consider stepping in shit as good luck. 
So, here’s to a lucky day!
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corndalorian | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 The optimism I needed 😂🙌
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95fbe89f | 11 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I love how she's matter of factly saying THERE IS poop instead of saying "I have pooped", 🤣🤣