@efa2e20e A Pole, an African & a Jew catch a magic goldfish. In return for setting him free, the magic goldfish promises to give them each a wish.

First he asks the African what he would like: "For all the Africans to return to Africa and make one big country all together!"

Next he asks the Jew for his wish: "For all the Jews to return to Israel "

Then the fish asks the Pole what wish he would like granted: "Well... I guess I don't have one anymore!"