Hehe 

 https://m.primal.net/HUKN.jpg 

 nuts...gotta be a joke...but who the hell knows these days! 

 TOO FUNNY 💀💀💀 

 🤣🤣 of course it was hacked 

 testing the liquidity 101 

 If their twitter can get hacked how can we trust them with Bitcoin 🤡 

 imagine trusting

anybody 

 Verify>>trust 

 BUY THE RUMOR BUY THE NEWS 

 But you posted a note saying it was approved by the SEC... 

 HOLY ZAPS 

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 Did you trust and not verify? 

 WFT Now?! LMFAO what a shit show 

 HILARIOUS. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 

 OR is THIS the compromised account!? 

 here we go

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 Phahahhahahaha I’m dead 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 🤣 

 You think the SEC or any government account has adequate security? I’m surprised this didn’t happen sooner lol 

 BEST TIMELINE 😂😂😂 

 💯 

 2024 is off to a great start 😂. INSANE. I GUESS WE CONTINUE TO STACK LIKE ALWAYS. 

 Man, the timing was impeccable! Haha! 

 Damn and bears just got rekt from that tweet, now the bulls are going to get rekt too, don't try to leverage up and trade the news boys and girls, oef this is going to be rough 

 Meanwhile on nostr no one cares 😂 

 rekt 

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 😂😂😂😂😂😂 

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 holy shit 

 🥱🍿 

 HOLY SHIT LMAO XD

BRUH APRIL FOOLS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR 

 Lol leveraged bulls and bears both properly rekt with a tweet and 
a 10-minute candle. Who says Bitcoin is boring?

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 What a clown show the SEC is! 

 Faaarrrk  really?🤔🤔  

 stack the dippy 

 bloomberg is reporting that the ETF is not approved, that his account was compromised 
https://m.primal.net/HXJx.jpg 

 Noobs. 

 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 Makes sense why price didn’t change, all the key players have inside information 

And Gary’s Elizabeth Warren’s butt plug, so as long as Warren hates Bitcoin, this will be a rocky road. 

 Happy "You can't make shit up" day this day 

 ALSO HOW THE HELL DID A GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT GET COMPROMISED LIKE THAT 

STRAIGHT CLOWN SHIT 🤡 

 🤡🌎 

 The SEC rugged themselves. 

 2FA is hard. 

 🤣🤣🤣. WOW, just wow....  🤣🤣🤣 

 CHEAP SATS, FUCK YEAH! 

 #REKTSTR 

 BTC down $750 since the Tweet 

 The best part of all this is 1 BTC is NOw still equal to 1 BTC. Win, win. 

 🤡 

 ROFL. IF ONLY WE HAD STAYED HUMBLE AND STACKED SATS 

 The tweet would have been easily verifiable on NOSTR… 

 even Snowden lost his shit, lel

https://m.primal.net/HXKK.png 

 
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 🤣🤣🤣 WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE 

 they're toying with us.  

 GM 

 Can't be a hack of SEC twitter. If hacked it only makes sense to say denied and buy up the huge dip. Saying approved is stupid. 

They were drafting this and someone sent it out a day early by mistake. 

 Literally the funniest thing ever!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

 And I was wondering what those up-down sudden spikes were, about half an hour ago.  

 🤣😂😆🤡 

 Absolute clown world shit 

 Intern got excited and posted on twitter too early.

Suits told Gary they need more time to stack 

 Fishy--this is always the "excuse" given by Govt when a leak occurs. How many times have we heard "Oh, my account got hacked!!" when someone gets caught.

I suspect someone at the SEC let the cat out of the bag early---

"compromised" is such a vague word--more to this story (but the truth (as per the norm in government) we'll never get to hear). 

 Totally agree 🐟🐟🐟🐟 stinks of fish 

 I'm off for a shower. Hold my beer. 
God knows what I'll be coming back to in 15 mins 🤣🤣 

 I'm back! What did I miss? Is it at $100k yet? 

 It's all good; Swan's trading guru predicted this very event three months ago. 

 i think he’s lying. he is always lying. 

 CHEAPER SATS 

 TOO FUNNY. WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION  

 yet 

 People are taking notice of your post.
Added to the https://nostraco.in/hot feed 

 😂😂😂 

 This is the cherry on top https://image.nostr.build/2c1850afb45c35b9afe7b2db83223c30034c53b40a6e8abf02e05f501e9af199.jpg  

 LMAOOO 

 My ass 

 Anyone else dca today to celebrate this tweet 

 Every. Damn. Day. 

 There's no way it was hacked or "compromised lol just more market manipulation and a dry test run to see what happens if they do approve this thing today.