"Global Warming is Responsible For Inflation..." - European Central Bank.
Source? Trust Us Bro. 

 Inflation is responsible for global warming.
Source? Trust Me Bro.  

 That's what this witch said. https://image.nostr.build/7df9fdaa9042d983a25cbc6a0365591d8af72cb37a6e57cd1fdef087dc41c729.jpg