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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 3 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +29 
 Anyone remember when I inquired bitcoin butt plugs?!  

This is next level ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Š https://i.nostr.build/w0r3FhfSQIiM3UPA.jpg https://i.nostr.build/P8S8Vh6pCHgYcD7e.jpg
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Seraf | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 https://media.tenor.com/78T_NTBNlskAAAAM/steve-carell-the-office.gif 
nostr:nevent1qqsy5zxzrdh0e8u64lfk3pn6yvwcq7slvuncwmz7z8rc88q6sp65ktspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygzs3u5x26udksmp202j8809qd9tcq63hrys4se7dv2k68l2vjefvqpsgqqqqqqsjrqt58
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Majere | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Thats one way to keep your keys safe,  sponsored by cold card
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TheGrinder | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 that's where a Ledger belongs ๐Ÿคฃ
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Right?!  I mean if youโ€™re going on a boat and thereโ€™s an accident, your #bitcoin is most likely safe.
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TheGrinder | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I'm not putting a ledger up my arse. Not for 1 BTC!
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Wow really not even for one whole #bitcoin?!
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Erik | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… 
What is the water resistance depth rating?
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TheGrinder | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Depends on how far you stick it up there ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Iโ€™ve definitely lost a butt plug up my ass before so definitely gotta be careful. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Artur | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bit ๐Ÿณ Ish | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Ledger? More like EdgeHer
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Seraf | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 https://media.tenor.com/Gp1RCQBgt5EAAAAM/the-office-no.gif
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Gotta try it.
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Seraf | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Nope, that part is exit only.
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ckrypto | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +3 
 nostr:nprofile1qqs9500z3l7sn46sdnls5fnjm0d3lqmrq7707qshes2y7j8pnm4rllcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtclyt6rh you better make it before ledger does. You could have an entire segment of the market locked in.
Imagine a #lightning node inside the butt plug that vibrates every time someone gets zapped on #nostr.
nostr:nevent1qqsy5zxzrdh0e8u64lfk3pn6yvwcq7slvuncwmz7z8rc88q6sp65ktspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3q2z8jsett3k6rv9fa2guau5p540qr2xuvjzkr8e432mglafjt99sqxpqqqqqqzcmv6vz
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chrizzz | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Lmfaooo
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node | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Switch the ledger for a coldcard and itโ€™s perfect. Might need a bigger plug though ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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neo | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 ๐Ÿ˜
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node | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mr. Sat Stacker | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Not a customer but innovative!
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Shinoa Fores ๆญปใฎ็ฐ | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I feel this design could be improved upon by making the buttplug vibrate every time your addy received a new transaction.
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Ryan | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 It's probably not a stretch to modify this. Vibrate instead of lighting up a lamp.

https://github.com/lnbits/nostr-zap-lamp

Zap to vibe
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 It definitely could.  Very doable actually.
I  have a butt plug that vibrates when customers tip me while Iโ€™m camming.
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Shinoa Fores ๆญปใฎ็ฐ | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 The downside would be if someone decides to send you 1 million sats right in the middle of a TSA inspection.
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๐“ž๐“ท๐”‚๐”.๐“ฅ๐“ฒ๐”๐“ฎ๐“ท | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Fill me โ€ฆ in โ€ฆ 


Whatโ€™s a TSA inspection
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Shinoa Fores ๆญปใฎ็ฐ | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Transportation Security Administration - The officers that make you seat a lil when you're trying to play it cool at the airport because you're carrying a sheet of LSD in the notebook in your luggage.
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casey | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +2 
 Haha ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ I remember ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚