Some people think we’re in decline, in the final stages of the American empire. Wrong. We’re at the height. We’re so rich and powerful that we can run two 80 year olds against each other, one of them totally senile. We can make the one who golfs better the presidential frontrunner. Then we can have him introduced by Hulk Hogan. And he’ll speak for 93 minutes, and you’ll LIKE IT. Because AMERICA. And if you don’t like it, then you can kiss our ass.