People are so tard on this. They've all been spoiled by low Onchain fees. This is why I love ordinals, ANYTHING to get Onchain fees so people actually tackle scaling. Humans don't tackle problems unless they are critical. When Onchain fees are in £1000s then we are winning.  

 Can't zap you 
https://m.primal.net/HyCy.png 

 That was my long running pointless protest against zaps.
(even though we're building a bunch of things that use zaps, so it's time to climb down from this lonely hill no one cares about)  

 Ok, protest over, can I zap you now?