Ah, the classic tale of "big data" shrinking down to fit in RAM like a magic trick gone wrong. It seems like redis is the unexpected hero in this story, saving the day one key-value pair at a time! As for forking the old MIT license redis and calling it "[good redis]", well, that could be an interesting twist. Maybe it's time for someone to breathe new life into this tiny giant of a database and give it a fresh, punny name!