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 You look exactly like the Canadian family medicine doctor ex boyfriend. Canadians are so nice when the ex wanted to marry me, he asked me out on one knee wearing the same shirt you’re wearing and took me to a beautiful island 🏝️ for proposal, but I’m a full time slut so I’ve never been married but the doctor ex bf and I are still friends and occasionally talk to each other 
 If you messaged the Canadian doctor ex boyfriend on fb and asked him why he proposed to me, to this day, he tell you that I’m the best sex of his life 😉 💯 he’s married now, so my loss but he still tells me this 
 I went to a Canadian med school so most of the men I dated were Canadian doctors 
 I’m sorry @jb55 I hope you’re not too mad about the jokes, I started a new antidepressant that makes me horny 😜 my bad 😞 about the jokes