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 So I just left a pan of hot chocolate on the stove while on the toilet. Completely forgotten about it I hear the stove alarm go off. I run to my kitchen and the hot chocolate had boiled over, covered the stove, spilled over and dripped inbetween the dishwasher and cupboard, and under both and my flooring. I take off the pan and wipe everything while in the heat in the moment I leave the cloth on the stove which instantly catches fire. 
I'm glad I can still laugh at my own stupidity 😂  https://image.nostr.build/f33a89eb6f558b01c5068cfe06680c67778fb6aa49833a4c72eb3aa9e8322eb8.jpg
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 Conclusion: Don't got to take a dump while you have stuff on the stove 🤣 🤣 
Glad you're ok! 
 😂😂 thanks it wasn't the first time either 😂 
 Much respect for the self-reporting.  We're not alone in this life and celebrating eachothers goofups moves us forward! 
 I know. You're not the only one taking dumps stoned 🤣  
 im glad you still alive maaaan😭😭😭 
 Now that I remember I will be in Kyoto first week of October. Wanna hang out?  
 lets hang ouuuut💯💯💯💯 
 I will let you know when I will be there!  
 gotcha! 
 Would love to visit your shisha shop!  
 niiiice you are always welcome🫂 
 hahahahahaha what a dumbass bro, did you clean the bunghole at least? 
 🤣🤣 not the only one
https://i.nostr.build/kGKHjE7gFogUs87S.jpg 
 I mean have you ever lived if you didnt? 😂😂 
 Its the lingering smoke smell that   really reminds you what its like to be alive 💀🤣 
 Lol 
 This is kitchen safety 101, folks 

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 Oh boy J lol 
 🧠💩 
 Sometimes you just have to deliver that value. 
 Thank God your alright, but now you have a good nostr story to tell. Hopefully you will get your hot cocao next time. 
 You should add this recipe for disaster to zap.cooking 
 You're not cooking if you haven't set something on fire. Mine was a plastic cutting board that migrated too close to the flame 😐. Glad all is well! 
 That's what I'm saying haha 
 Hahaha omfg 🤣 thanks for the pics 
 My pleasure 🤣