That's marriage material.  

 Im afraid 

 As you should be. 

Completely unhinged. 

 Reminded me of this scene from the greatest movie of all time 

https://youtu.be/gtaYstTOZzg 

 Omf that made me laugh/ I forgot about that scene 😂😂😂 

 i think Puzzles needs to be redeemed for calling himself Puzzles in public 

 I’m way more of a concern in public. I just expect better from him 😂 

 there is only room for one crazy person in the relationship, someone needs to keep the other grounded 

 EXACTLY 

 You are funnier anyways haha jk 

 It’s an open secret 😂 

 whew, i didn't want to insult him 

 Laser Eyes 👀 

 I’m not like other girls though. Mine are natural 😂 

 You ever sneeze and
https://media1.tenor.com/m/RyYrizgPoZ8AAAAd/weird-cat.gif 

 Nahh, but I may blow a gnar gnar booger bubble 

 Um, so I got off work and came home I thought I wasn't in hell anymore, then I open up nostr and see this 😂 

 I really should have my own haunted house 

  https://image.nostr.build/a68a0cc801f7b76f60c3cb6c37a9009928a4f1897167bf010c74b4fe25612bd5.gif  

 Bitch, boo 
😂 

 Love the skirt 

 Omg thank you so much. This was a day when I picked my own outfit 😂😂😂 

 Me: Looking for a nice outdoor pot

Noshole: Not in my hardware store 😈 

 Everything is a toy 

 Get em 

 I judge people who live their entire lives never knowing what it’s like to  get kicked out of an ace hardware 

  https://i.nostr.build/lpVRRXQ8iX4rmDsY.jpg  

 Damn I spit out my drink. Got me right in the giggle dick 😂 

 The WHAT 🥒 

 It’s that place right in the lower belly that giggles and hurts when we laugh, kind of where my dick would be if I had one 

 Your pelvic floor?  

 I meant to say jiggle, but at this age…I still get confused between g and j 

Yeah 

 That’s trouble if you ever get the giggle shits and they come out jiggle shits 

 I got kicked out of a Waffle House does that count? 

 Better than nothing😂 

 “I thought I told you?! We don’t let your sister in the hardware store!!!” 

 I got disguises. 

Stern words got nothing on me 

 Beauty and the Geek.

Disqussssssssssss

I'll go first: it's hard to find people that are just OK with being themselves. Most of us are so guarded as to be boring af and THAT is why some actors get paid what they do. They do for us what we will not allow ourselves to do for each other.

Thank God for noshole and people like her.

nostr:note1fdnfrr6vs55uq0s20d4q8g0acun3pd4whad5k7jmculwzfzdyv7q5u2w2q  

 A real go-getter 

 Sometimes…sometimes a lazy ass pothead. 

 The final boss. 

 My career goal 🤪🤞 

 Holy shit!!  You would have my attention. 🫡 

 Probably off topic, but the garden weasel is great! 

 looks about right

https://m.primal.net/JOTU.jpg
 

 Mom?