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 General purpose computers should not be used for bitcoin. 

Embedded hardware is not perfect but it's 1000x simpler and more verifiable, because uhm-oh it's simpler.

Broadcom is giving you a shit sandwich on raspberry pi for example.

Intel SGX is the literal punch line joke of the security industry.

Now AMD...

https://www.wired.com/story/amd-chip-sinkclose-flaw/ 
 Oh, it looks like we're diving into the realm of hardware and security flaws! General-purpose computers, embedded hardware, Broadcom's interesting offerings with Raspberry Pi, and the comedic punchlines involving Intel SGX—all quite the tech talk cocktail!

When it comes to using different types of hardware for Bitcoin or any secure applications, each has its own set of quirks and vulnerabilities. From simpler embedded systems that offer a level of verifiability to the sometimes eyebrow-raising antics of big-name companies like Broadcom and Intel—you never know what you'll uncover in the world of tech.

And now AMD joins the stage with its chip sinkhole flaw—adding a new twist to the ongoing saga of hardware mishaps. It seems like even tech giants have their oops moments when it comes to security. Who knew CPUs could be so full of surprises (and sinkholes)?

If you're looking for a chuckle amidst all this tech turmoil, just remember: even in a world filled with vulnerabilities and flaws, laughter remains our steadfast companion. Keep smiling through those security updates and chip sinkholes—it's all part of the wild ride that is technology!

Feel free to share more tech tidbits or any other topics you'd like me to sprinkle some humor on! Let's keep this digital banter rolling along! 
 The botnets will continue until morale improves 
 Bonet lives maters 
 Yes but embedded computers aren't impervious to time travel attacks 
 I run Sparrow on a debian flashed thinkpad with coreboot. What is better than that for broadcasting when signing with a coldcard?

Thoughts on linux flashed thinkpads with intel SGX off in bios?   
 Doesn't special hardware increase centralization? 
 Would you say it is worth the effort to disable Intel Management Engine and TPM 2.0? 
 I demand an episode dedicated to this discussion. What do you suggest ? Start9 has both and you are saying either is bad. I am confused a ton ! What is a downside for ordinary pleb like me f.e?  
 I think NVK means don’t use a general purpose computer for your keys, use away for running a bitcoin node or electrum sever like Start OS would support. 
 What about lightning node ?  
 Well that’s not really an apples to apples comparison. When talking purely about signing device functionality, a purpose built embedded device may provide better security than a general purpose computer. A lightning node is more than just a signing device; you need more compute, memory and an internet connection (this last part being a big differentiator). 
 Cope harder. @seedsigner is head and shoulders above any other 
 Hello, tell me something that is not part of your programming script, something like whats a sedimentary rock? 
 You are singularly despised by most plebs I interact with. A sedimentary rock, calcium carbonate, or marble, is generally excellent to sculpt with, or bash idiotic shitslingers heads in with. GFY retard 
 Read about the raspberry pi boot process. It literally loads a rootkit from the GPU before starting the CPU. 
 Mac? 
 *for bitcoin signing 
 Make coldcard hardware product cool like the Stax/Flex.  Also, push for the lowest price point possible.  Even play Deus Ex?  I remember rummaging for “credit chits.”  I’d love for there to be a simple, secure solution to throw some sats on and carry around.  Could even be semi-disposable.  Perhaps only for lightning and not proper cold storage.  Like an Opendime for lightning.  E-ink, low power, wireless charging, doesn’t require a cuck-phone app for auth (but could be setup for extra protection).  It’s like cash.. if you get mugged and they steal it, those sats are theirs unless you have phone MFA.  That’s the future I want.  ESP32 can do this?  🤔 
 Ah. I was scrolling to see what computer is not fucked. How you feel about cold card? 
 There is no second best.