A pair of "Not the Bee" stories

https://notthebee.com/article/the-biden-admin-lets-in-thousands-of-illegal-immigrants-a-day-but-hes-deporting-this-german-family-because-they-wanted-to-homeschool-their-kids/
Pinocchio Joe likes illegal immigrants through the southern border but is expelling a German family who fled persecution (RTFA for why).

https://notthebee.com/article/watch-trump-toured-a-gun-shop-in-south-carolina-and-bought-himself-a-brand-new-glock-cue-liberals-heads-exploding/
Trump touring a South Carolina gun shop and buying a Glock.